...worthy of mention in any blog, anytime:

CALVIN:  "I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. 
I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure
poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity."

"With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
Want to see my book report?"

HOBBES: " 'The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives  in Dick and Jane;
A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender Modes.' "

CALVIN: "Academia here I come!"

A timely reminder to us obscurantic inscrutables!